blogger:很有意思的文章——写博客就像卖淫

从了了而已看到的。我顺便把一些翻译的按我的理解重新翻译了：）希望博得大家一笑。

How Being a Blogger is Like Being a Sex Worker
//写博客就像卖淫
No prior experience necessary
//无需经验
Word of mouth works best
//口语最好
Doing it once a day is good, doing it twice a day is better, doing it three times a day is best but awfully hard to sustain
//一天一次好，一天两次更好，一天三次最好，但是坚持挺住绝对很难

If you pleasure someone, you’ll often be pleasured in return although not always in the way you'd prefer
//如你满足了某人，反过来你也能得到满足，尽管并不总是以你喜欢的方式
It’s really important to avoid viruses
//避免病毒真的很重要
Learn a few basic tricks and then do them over and over
//学习一些基本技巧，然后反复的使用
Getting someone to pimp your business can increase traffic but also has unintended negative consequences
//让人帮你拉客可以增加流量也会带来预料不到的恶果
Some days it’s impossible to satisfy the customers
//有些日子就是不可能满足顾客
Trackbacks always welcome
//勾引勾引总是很欢迎的
At first, the work is a lot of fun; as time goes on, less so
//开始时，这个工作是充满乐趣的，随着时间的推移，越来越无聊
Receiving rude or off-topic comments is part of the job
//接受鲁莽或跑题的评论是工作的一部分
The vast majority of the public has no idea what you’re doing
//绝大多数人都不知道你在干什么
Sometimes it’s really hard not to suck
//有时候真是很难不写的乱七八糟
How Being a Blogger is Not Like Being a Sex Worker:
//写博客哪里不像性工作者？
Sex workers get paid
//性工作者有酬劳